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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via tiberiuswolf)

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“ If you’re lonely when you’re alone, you’re in bad company.

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend, via biitchstix)

little-tiny-doll:

"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savi-…"

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(via frozenfussay)

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Dead As Fuck - Motionless In White

balz-probably-hates-you:

By far one of my favorites oh my GOD HAHAHA

This song has been my life since it came out and it’s perfectly in tune with my Halloween mood :D

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Moi dix Mois Black Decagram